Dear brothers and sisters,
There comes a moment in all of our lives where we must stand up against an oppressor who threatens our very way of life. Many times, the source of this oppression is from someone – or something – we used to love. Something we trusted.
And when the power of this once beloved entity becomes too much to be handled, we must rise and destroy it.
That time has come for Hollywood.
With the announcement that a sequel to Mrs. Doubtfire is in development, the entertainment industry’s day of reckoning has finally arrived.
We cannot sit idly by and allow the sad decay of a culture to happen when we have spent so long trying to build it. If Hollywood thinks it can simply let such an egregious insult pass, it is vital that we begin the most important revolution in this country’s history.
Storm the gates of the studio; feel the kinship from your historical counterparts in the French Revolution course through your veins as you tear down the walls that were once home to quality entertainment and original ideas.
There will be many casualties on both sides, but if there is no risk to a cause, is it truly worth fighting for? Do you want to simply go through life being force-fed films like Mrs. Doubtfire 2? Or do you want to live? Do you not want to live in a society closer to the ultimate goal of perfection?
This is your call to action. Stop what you are doing right now. Leave your family, job and other responsibilities behind. There is nothing more important than your sacrifice for the future of Hollywood.
That is, unless you welcome such a film to be made, to which I would note that you are a truly lost soul incapable of being saved. You will be judged accordingly at the gates of heaven, sentenced to spend eternity at Satan’s side.
