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[/tab] [tab]Burger Burglar Kills Three at McDonald’s
[/tab] [tab]Fraternity Fistfight Erupts Over Nonsensical Opening Lines of “The Circle of Life”
[/tab] [tab]Turns Out “Everything Bread” Just Regular Bread With Two Different Seeds
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[/tab] [tab]ADHD Patient Has Need for Speed
[/tab] [tab]Sadistic Maniac Threatens to Blow Up Hospital if Local Mom Can’t Name Actor in That Movie
[/tab] [tab]Man Bravely Uses ‘Borat’ Voice in 2014
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