Starting tomorrow, Robot Butt is going to celebrate all things pizza.
For the next week, we will give you nothing but pizza-related content, from 10,000-word essays to videos, comics and more, along with a few guest appearances by big-time celebrities!*
We have know that, above all else, pizza is a unifying force in our world, a tremendous vehicle for our relationships and everyday life. Without it, we would be all soulless vessels floating through life without a purpose. But pizza gives us a reason for being here, and for continually trying to improve ourselves.
For that, we need to give it the respect and attention it deserves.
Prepare yourself for Pizza Week I, everybody.
*Appearances by celebrities are pending and are in no way guaranteed. Also, we’re flat-out lying about the word count of our essays.
