Here at Robot Butt, we’re just happy you found us, no matter how it came to be. That’s the kind of desperation that floats around in these parts. Therefore, we enjoy the excellent search terms that bring visitors to our site, so I figured I’d share some of the best recent ones:
- penis torture
- beach breasts
- awesome cleavage
- pooping with the door open
- is iraq a lost cause
- weird al
- butt everything
- butt drops
- shredder a robot
- rappers with street cred
- who listens to country music
While it’s concerning that someone would legitimately ask if Shredder is a robot (further proof that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has poisoned the minds of our youth), what is most intriguing is that people out there are desperate for butt EVERYTHING. These are the most unhinged people of all, because they won’t even specify what they wanted to see; they were fine with it as long as butts were involved.
It’s also encouraging to find that people are coming to us for political answers when it comes to the situation in Iraq. At Robot Butt, we feel a great sense of pride and duty to bring our readers the hard-hitting political analysis they crave.
And, as always, we are grateful to be so deeply ingrained with the penis torture community.
