Last month, we told you that we seem to have a growing contingent of penis torture enthusiasts who are reading the site. Well…that hasn’t changed. For October, “penis torture” remained one of our top search terms, as the traffic just continues to keep flowing in from those looking for some pretty sick stuff. And though maybe initially disappointed, they’re sticking around to read some other stuff, which is all we care about!
Other top search terms for October include:
- chuck e cheese nightmare
- derek jeter butt
- butt torture
- beowulf articles
- gay hobo
- sexy dancing
- maya rudolph butt
- disgusting ass licking
- sex robot
- how to save your soul from the devil
First of all, if this is the place in which you end up when looking for tips on eternal salvation – congratulations! You’ve come to the right place. I also figured there would be a ton of people on a quest for Derek Jeter’s butt, especially during his big retirement year, but it does come as a surprise to see Maya Rudolph developing the attention of avid butt-searchers.
I’d also like to formally apologize to all of those who came here looking for the most depraved, disgusting ass licking they could find. We’ll do better next time.
