In which Tim spends the month watching horror movies on Netflix and recaps them for your pleasure.
Biker Chick comes home for her awful mother’s funeral to find her sister has disappeared. “Oh well, whateves,” she says. “She’s probably just getting high.” Then her cousin disappears, and Biker Chick finds herself fighting invisible forces and stabs a wall. Her GPS becomes haunted, and starts her on a digital scavenger hunt to uncover a Spooky Secret. Fortunately, Biker Chick went to high school with a medium who buys her makeup at Hot Topic. She helps Biker Chick get in touch with the ghost, who has been trying to warn her in the most convoluted ways possible.
Turns out the ghost was murdered by Biker Chick’s secret creepy uncle who was a serial killer and also lives under the house. Tense cat and mouse standoff, then Biker Chick kills him and runs away with her sister’s little girl. Oh yeah! There’s a little girl I forgot about. It’s ok, the movie forgets about her too, so it’s cool.
