MOS EISLEY, Tatooine – After mounting pressure from various organizations and Tatooine administrative officials, the Intergalactic Borgleball League and the owner of the Mos Eisley Borgleball team has decided to change what many considered to be an offensive team name.
Formerly the Tatooine Sand People, owner Jeoffery Sqaseldick announced that the name would be changed to the Mos Eisley Womp Rats, calling the old name “an offensive slur left over from a different time.”
“It’s vital that we correct mistakes that have been made,” said Sqaseldick. “Even in Mos Eisley, the murder capital of the galaxy, we can do our part to see that all people on this planet are represented fairly and offensive phrases be put away.”
