Welcome to Monster Week here at Robot Butt, where we will be celebrating all things monster-related. While enjoying the fine work our writers and artists did on the content this week, be sure to always keep in mind that there is a monster hiding inside all of us. A terrible, sadistic monster waiting to be unleashed into the world. Sure, you probably feel like you’re a completely fine person much of the time. Perhaps you’re even so considerate of others that you go out of your way to do commendable things.
But if this week teaches you anything, it will be that your supposedly good-natured soul is nothing but a facade, and it will all one day come crashing down as you allow the monstrosity inside you, once deeply hidden, to finally emerge in a blaze fit for eternal damnation.
For now, though, you get to simply take in the Monster Week fun. Worry about your eternal fate later – enjoy Robot Butt now!
