You breathe a sigh of relief as you realize the horrors of Monster Week are behind you. But as you walk away from the gruesome carnage and comedy, you know that what you’ve seen will haunt you for the rest of your days.
From hearing about the oldest man in the world to learning the terrifying truth about the “Monster Mash,” you can feel in your heart that you’ll never be the same again.
As the full weight of this knowledge lands on you, you stumble, falling to you knees. You look down and realize that you’re kneeling on a grave. On the tombstone, it reads, “Here Lies Monster Week.” This is where you started. You’ve been walking in circles. Maybe you’ll never get out of here. Maybe you were the monster all along. These ideas spin in your head faster and faster and faster until…
You see a light ahead. What is it? It’s so bright.
You crawl towards it and discover…
It’s regular Robot Butt content. And it’s so beautiful.
