There is, allegedly, some obscure thing called “National Ass Day” that takes place every October 17, but that’s really only something created by Twitter and is therefore not an actual nationally recognized holiday. Plus, we don’t feel that butts should be relegated to just one day of recognition; every day is the perfect day to celebrate them. So to get you started on the proper path to butt appreciation, we made you a helpful playlist that is perfect for use in all settings.
There are, of course, many other songs about butts. However, we’re not in the business of simply throwing everything at you without taking quality into consideration. For instance, butt music is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance, evidenced by Jennifer Lopez’s “Booty” and Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.” The problem is that these songs are garbage and have no business among the best butt songs in history (we’ll always fight for the inclusion of “My Humps”).
Make sure to gather the family around and soak in this special day together with these tunes!