1. Dad jokes
2. Dad strength
3. Mowing the lawn
4. Coaching baseball
5. Extremely large historical non-fiction books
6. Tucked-in shirts
7. Sports knowledge
8. Owning a grill
9. Socks and sandals
10. Lounge chairs
11. Arguing with customer service representatives
12. Sleeping upright
13. Clip-on sunglasses
14. Incredibly large white socks
15. Nicknames for children’s friends
16. Self-treatment of injuries
17. Cigars
18. Adjustable caps
19. Nondescript white athletic shoes
20. Staunch political beliefs
21. The Eagles
22. Making small talk with waiters and waitresses
23. Email chains
24. Shorts above the knee
25. Shoulder pain