The one thing I learn every month as I look through the list of search terms used to find Robot Butt is that society is depraved. And often pretty confused. But don’t worry, that’s why we’re here. You just cozy up with your good pals at Robot Butt at we’ll tell you eeeeverything you’ll ever need to know, including whether or not Beyoncé is a man.
Here are some of our favorite search terms from last month:
- beautiful men who poop
- history of pizza
- how would i get money in my account when sell my soul to devil
- super soaker
- watch panda sex
- miranda kerr’s butt crack
- george costanza tamale
- is beyonce a man
- the lost world jurassic park deserves more love
- do aliens ever consider uncanny valley
- eat with husband
- people pizza
- how horrible is miranda kerr (Editor’s note: there is no one on this planet worse than Miranda Kerr)
- i poop with the door open
- my dog and i lock eyes when he poops
- sylvester stallone jerking off
- was there any jokes in a nightmare on elm street remake
- zoo sex women is fucking hard by a gorilla
