“What’s Your Fantasy” is an absolute classic – not just because it’s a great rap song, but because so many middle school and high school principals unknowingly allowed this song to play at school dances and proms during its heyday.
If you didn’t know, “What’s Your Fantasy” is a delightful love song in which Ludacris lays out all the ways he would like to bang his special lady. Most famously it involves licking her from her head down to her toes, but the song also features this choice bit:
I wanna get you in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line
While the Dirty Birds kick for t’ree
That’s a wild fantasy! Not even the most hardcore Atlanta Falcons fans out there have likely dreamed about having sex at midfield right in the middle of a professional football game. Ludacris is a pretty famous guy and he’s probably had sex in a million different places and ways, but I have a feeling this might be his Holy Grail. I don’t know how he could ever pull this off, because I doubt he’d have the blessing of the Falcons organization.
But then again, like I said, Ludacris is a famous guy and he’s likely got some pull with some higher-ups. Either way, time is running out for him, because the Falcons are expected to begin playing in their new stadium in 2017. So if you don’t see it happen this season, the 2016 season becomes must-see TV.