“Unfortunately, I do have to pass on all of you at this time.”
“You are not a size that’s in demand.”
“This isn’t the right season.”
“You’re perfectly nice, I’m just supersupersuper picky right now.”
“You just look a little too well-loved.”
“Frankly, you look a little pilled.”
“It seems like you’re coming a bit unraveled.”
“I’m looking for more current models right now.”
“You are covered in dog hair, which I can’t accept for obvious reasons.”
“Do feel free to clean things up and try again, though!”
