In the year of our Lord, 2016, the world has become a grotesque, real-life Mad Libs entry, evidenced most recently by yet another Anthony Weiner sexting scandal.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign vice chairwoman, Huma Abedin, who is Weiner’s wife, announced she would be divorcing the disgraced former congressman after he finally completed sending pictures of his penis to every single woman in the country. Naturally, Donald Trump, Republican presidential nominee and a pile of puke brought to life by a genie, jumped on the chance to make this all about rival Clinton.
In a statement released on his horrifying website, Trump seems to be of the belief that Clinton was feeding Weiner classified information, when in reality, she’s probably had a Secret Service member ready to murder Weiner at a moment’s notice for a few years now.
The 2016 presidential election continues to be a slog toward the dystopian future we apparently deserve.
