Classic Crème Brûlée
The firm crust and soft, warm center of this delectable crème brûlée from the Gourdine Bistro has made a lot of Birmingham residents uncomfortable, and for good reason. Stop by some afternoon and slide a spoon inside to understand the controversy firsthand – but you better hurry. Proposition 206 gets voted on in November!
Cannoli With Chocolate Shavings and Black Cherries
Selma’s famed Antonio’s Restaurant is responsible for this long, plump cannoli that tastes so sweet as it slides down your throat. And though proprietor Anthony Vigorelli is currently under indictment for state obscenity charges, he’s vowed to keep crafting this treat to the bitter end. Lucky us!
Chocolate Peppermint Bundt Cake
The second you take a lick of this mouthwatering guilty pleasure from Huntsville’s Choice Cakes you’ll be hooked – but be careful. Government investigators are currently staking out the business and compiling photographic evidence for use in a state Supreme Court case!
Cherry Cheesecake With Graham Cracker Crust
This cherry cheesecake explosion offered by Mobile’s Sweet Dreams Bakery is so decadent, you’d be embarrassed to tell your mom about it. Close the shades and light some candles before enjoying a sensual blast of warm, moist cream cheese you’ll never forget. And while you’re at it, pop some of those cherries in your mouth – and be sure to get your fill – because Alabama officials can’t wait to jail this dish’s creator!
Brownie Shaped Like a Dong™
Betty Crocker decided to push some boundaries with its latest offering of novelty pans and brownie mixes, and Governor Bentley is not about to let such smut go unchallenged. While a statewide ban is still in the works, most stores have voluntarily refused to stock the combo item. Piggy Wiggly, however, has so far not buckled to public pressure, so head to yours if you’re ready to have a wild party in your mouth!