CNN
Alien Mother Ships Materialize Over Major Cities, Malaysian Jetliner Missing
Fox News
Obama’s Weakness Invites Alien Invasion, Aliens Admire Trump
MSNBC
Aliens Here to Meet Obama, Stop Trump
CNBC
Aliens Hover, Stocks Move Sideways
Fox Business
If Global Warming is So Bad, Why are Aliens Trying to Loot Our Atmosphere?
C-SPAN
Coverage of Senate Budget Committee Meeting
CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley
Aliens Said to Watch Big Bang Theory
World News Tonight with David Muir
Aliens Said to Watch Jimmy Kimmel Live
The 11th Hour with Brian Williams
Aliens Said to Watch HBO’s Girls
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