Last Thursday night, in the heated aftermath of the election in which a defective, all-orange piece of candy corn was elected president, some teens rose up to take matters into their own hands.
As Donald Trump’s vampire son Eric was stalking the streets of New York City with his wife, a group – eight or so, apparently – of teens zeroed in on him and let loose with a supreme roasting, yelling, “Eric, fuck your father!”
Another heckler shouted, “Love Trumps Hate!”
Trump’s undead offspring turned to confront the teens, but even the most hardened vampires know you don’t mess with a group of teenagers of that size and roasting caliber.
The country may be in bad shape right now, but with teens like this willing to stand up to a full-blown vampire like they’re a modern-day Monster Squad, the future is undoubtedly bright.
