Through some deep sources within President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team, we have uncovered a track list of rap/hip-hop songs re-recorded (“All tremendously legal,” we were assured) for Trump’s upcoming inauguration in January:
1. “F*ck Tha Police Because You Appreciate the Work They Do” – N.W.A.
2. “De-Regulate” – Warren G
3. “Flynn and Juice” – Snoop Dogg
4. “You’re Nobody, Tim Kaine” – Notorious B.I.G.
5. “We Love and Respect Deez Hoez More Than Anybody” – Outkast
6. “I See a Man Die Thanks to Obamacare” – Scarface
7. “Jesus Walks With The Donald” – Kanye West
8. “One Mic (Pence)” – Nas
9. “Many Muslim Men (Wish Death)” – 50 Cent
10. “Cop Hugga” – Ice-T
11. “Wealthy Entitled Celebrity Player’s Anthem” – Junior M.A.F.I.A
12. “Ain’t No Half Steppin’ Across Mexican the Border” – Big Daddy Kane
13. “Somebody in ISIS Gotta Die” – Notorious B.I.G.
14. “Til I Collapse Like Hillary Did” – Eminem
15. “Straight Outta Compton” – N.W.A. (feat. Mike Pence)
