The Internet is flying off the broom handle over a new quiz by the Harry Potter fan site Pottermore, which lets users find out exactly which piece of character Severus Snape’s broken heart they are.
“It’s just really incredible to know once and for all just what part of his damaged personality I am,” Harry Potter superfan Emily Rinner said through uncontrolled sobs. She went on to elaborate, but all that came out were various wet, gurgling noises.
Snape is one of the most popular characters of the Harry Potter series, due to his tragic and emotional back story. It is then no surprise that fans are clamoring to for this new quiz to emotionally devastate them as they make their morning commutes.
The quiz determines which punch in the gut to give you by asking a series of questions, including:
- Is it acceptable to harass and abuse a child because they look like someone else?
- What is the acceptable amount of time to pine after someone who has made it clear they have no interest in you?
- How attractive is being able to convincingly lie and deceive those around you for a prolonged period of time?
- How many Marylin Manson albums do you own?
- What is your favorite flower and why?
