Getting a solid nickname for yourself is the single most important thing you could ever do. Everything about your life – the opportunities presented to you, the respect you earn, the people with whom you associate and develop relationships – derives from the moment you are christened with your official, unalterable nickname.
It could happen in grade school or it could happen while you’re minding your own business at your desk during an internship. The moment you earn your nickname comes out of nowhere, with no warning, but once it does, your life will be forever changed.
But how do you know you’ve gotten a nickname that will put you on the right path in life? We took to Twitter to investigate, and thanks to the poll below, we have found the ideal nickname, and you can now put yourself in a position to one day earn it.
Which of these nicknames would be the best one to have?
— Robot Butt (@thisisrobotbutt) February 21, 2017
Now that you know what to strive for, go out and become the fancy boy you know you can be!
