Welcome to Mike Pence Week at Robot Butt!
President Donald Trump sure knows how to capture a news cycle, leaving little room for anything or anyone else. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other people in our government, most of whom spend the day devising strategies to steal the president’s phone. But not Mike Pence – he has been a loyal lapdog for the president, and he’ll talk about Trump’s broad shoulders to anyone who will listen. That kind of loyalty merits a week dedicated solely to our vice president.
Whether it’s his facial expressions that always make it look like smiling is unimaginably painful or the fact that he blows a whistle as loud as he can when he’s left in a room alone with another woman, Vice President Pence is a vital cog in this administration’s continuously busted machine, and he deserves his day in the sun.
