Warm weather is here and Mike Pence is churning up summer’s favorite political ice cream flavors! Be sure to scoop up some of the vice president’s thirty-one flavors, including:
1) Not Without My Wife Coffee Liqueur Cookies-and-Cream
2) Rust Belt Conservative Cherry Chocolate Chip
3) Sexual Reparative Therapy Rainbow Sherbet
4) Abstinence-Only Almond Crunch
5) Prayer in School Bananas & Nuts
6) Opposition to Women’s Healthcare Macadamia Nut Cream
7) Old-Fashioned Vanilla
8) Misogynistic Mint Chip
9) Repeal & Replace Blueberry Ripple
10) “Drain the Swamp” Strawberry Cheesecake
11) Religious Freedom Bill Butter Pecan
12) Social Conservative Salted Caramel
13) Climate Science Denier White Chocolate Chunk
14) NRA Grade-A Peanut Butter Fudge
15) Creationist Cake Batter with Sprinkles
16) Female Suppression Spumoni
17) “Make America Great Again” Apple Pie
18) Pro-Life Passion Fruit Punch
19) War on Women Watermelon
20) Fidelity Rum Raisin
21) Evangelical Christian Cookies & Cream
22) Mother’s Makin’ Cookie Dough
23) Build the Wall Cinnamon Churro
24) Kremlin Caramel Swirl
25) Extreme Vetting (Not a Muslim Ban) Blackberry Crumble
26) Dismantling Democracy Chocolate Chip
27) Trump’s Wingman No-Sugar Added Caramel Turtle Truffle
28) Cronyism and Corporate Welfare Coconut Crunch
29) Daydreamin’ of Im-peach-ment
30) Populist Presidential Contender Peanut Butter Cup
31) Rocky Road
