“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.”
“I know you asked me a question, but I just can’t remember what it was.”
“I don’t know what time your appointment is. I don’t even know what year it is.”
“There’s a 70 percent chance of rain today. I can feel it in my joints.”
“When are you going to settle down?”
“How dare you speak to your elders that way!”
*nods and smiles*
“I don’t recognize your voice. Are you my husband?”
“Where am I?”
“I just don’t have a purpose anymore.”
“Just leave me alone to die.”