Texts From Your Friend Watching All of ‘Friday Night Lights’ Before Netflix Removes It

Finally watching that football show you like that you swear is “not about football” [eye roll emoji]

Is Riggins the hot one that everyone on Tumblr is obsessed with? I mean, I get it, would bang

Oh wait how old is he, there’s no way any of these actors are younger than 23, right

Wow Julie Taylor is kind of the worst, huh?

If Tim Riggins hooks up with this one hot librarian-looking neighbor, I am OUT

OMG HE TOTALLY BANGED HER, ARE YOU KIDDING ME what a trope

I love how everyone is just constantly chilling at the Applebee’s

Wait, did Landry just fucking smoke a dude?? Wtfff

This second season is stupid, I’m Wikipedia-ing the rest of it

Whew am a little fuzzy on the beginning of season three because I had a Tami Taylor-level wine party last night if you know what I mean

God Julie Taylor is for real just the fucking worst

Tyra is queen, man. I can’t wait for her to just tear shit up and then like, go crush her ACTs or whatever

Omg only terrible things happen to Matt Saracen [crying face emoji]

COACH.

Gonna pirate Early Edition next month to get more Kyle Chandler in my life

Okay but this show’s soundtrack is lit, I am living in a late-2000s bubble

God how big is Texas, even? We should go to Austin City Limits or something

TEXAS FOREVER, SIX

Connie Britton is a majestic fucking unicorn and I want her to be my godmother/life coach

I have literally never cared about football more, CLEAR EYES FULL HEART CAN’T LOSE, ASSHOLES

But like how can Lyla be so pretty yet so mean

TYRA, NO STAY AWAY FROM TIM, HE WILL ONLY BREAK YOUR HEART

So do they just never talk again about how Landry killed a guy, or…?

FUCK JULIE TAYLOR, she does not deserve the baby angel that is Matt Saracen

Whoa this teen drama just became an examination of race and class in America, whattt

Will you get me an East Dillon Lions shirt for my birthday [link to NBC store]

Honestly more TV shows should have responsibly-told abortion storylines

Lol at Julie crashing her car on purpose because she doesn’t want to go back to college, ~relatable~

Hey is Kyle Chandler single tho [series of eggplant emojis]

Ughhhh I don’t think I’m gonna make it, I have season five sitting in my Amazon cart just in case

Also a DVD player :/

Oh wait I guess FNL is getting picked up by Hulu? So I probably could have slept this week…? This is bullshit