Tidal Power (That’s Calling From Inside the House!)
It’s saving you a ton, but your house is terribly flooded. Also your basement is now inhabited by some sort of lagoon creature (probably the one who got a hold of the phone)!
A Barrel of Flex Fuel Under a White Sheet With Two Eye Holes Cut Out
Why it donned this spooky regalia is unclear. As if the very notion of this bastard Frankenstein born of two fuels wasn’t terrifying enough!
Sewer Clowns on Treadmills
The only thing these bloodthirsty clowns enjoy more than murder is the chase. Simply dangle a Maine preteen just out of reach and set the treadmill to 9.5 mph. It’s perpetual motion-generated electricity the way it was always meant to be!
Ethanol Harvested From the Field in Children of the Corn
Take heed, for while the corn itself is your run-of-the-mill maize, the crimson-eyed children harvesting it will likely murder you. Thankfully, your corpse will be used for composting!
Wind Turbine of Lost Souls
The horrible moaning that spins its dreadful blades is a small price to pay for the savings you’ll attain on those windswept, overcast evenings. Much like this one!
The Battery of a Self-Driving Tesla
It moves as if possessed!
Chainsaw-Wielding Geothermal Heat Pump
No one knows exactly how this energy-efficient heat pump got hold of a chainsaw, or what the local high schoolers did to deserve its vengeance!
CEC-Approved Solar Panels Whose Eyes Follow You As You Walk By
Your framed solar panels harbor a woeful secret, but what is it? Is it that they cost almost as much to install as they do in saving you money over time?
Surprisingly Energy-Rich Tears of Children
Gathered by sharing simple truths about the fossil fuel-dependent world in which we live.
