Drake recently revealed that he has been collecting Birkin bags for years, a gift for “the woman I end up with.” Which got me thinking – what else is he collecting for his eventual soulmate?
One Mid-Tier Birkin Bag: $20,000
500 Cashmere Turtlenecks: $75,000
Napoleon Bonaparte’s Stolen Penis Purchased From the Daughter of a New Jersey Urologist: $100,000
First Edition Copy of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone: $160,000
Hooters Franchise in a Medium-Sized Metropolitan City: $1,500,000
Cheesecake Factory Franchise in a Medium-Sized Metropolitan City: $7,000,000
The Heart of the Ocean Necklace From Titanic: $20,000,000
Penthouse Apartment at the Four Seasons Toronto: $36,000,000
A Lot of Pretty Dresses, and Perfume, and Shoes, and Other Girly Things: $125,000,000
Total Gross Domestic Earnings of Ice Age: Continental Drift: $161,321,843
Naming Rights to the Air Canada Centre: $800,000,000
Total Gross Worldwide Earnings of Ice Age: Continental Drift: $877,244,782
One Billion Origami Hearts Made Out of Dollar Bills: $1,000,000,000
The Deed to a Yet-To-Be Discovered Chain of Islands That an Old Man With a Hump Promises WILL Materialize By the Time Drake Meets His Bride: $5,000,000,000
Jimmy’s Original Prop Wheelchair From the Set of Degrassi: Priceless
