- A discarded, white dress shirt
- A 2004-era silk bow tie, formerly of Tucker Carlson
- The VHS cassette, but not the cardboard box, of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Empty bottles of Sauvignon blanc
- Last week’s pre-algebra homework
- Draft No. 3 of Women Who Work
- The butts of three hoagies
- Omarosa’s bridal shower menu
- Compost residue from from Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden
- Michelle Bachmann’s 2003 Christmas card
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ personal supply of canned pie filling
- Place settings from Tricia Nixon‘s wedding reception
- An exceptionally dense pile of gum wrappers
- Staples’ Easy Button, unboxed
- Grace Coolidge’s National Institute of Social Science gold medal
- The cremated remains of American democracy
- One desiccated jelly bean
