How the right has treated the Parkland students:
“This is how you look when you claim Cuban heritage yet don’t speak Spanish and ignore the fact that your ancestors fled the island when the dictatorship turned Cuba into a prison camp, after removing all weapons from its citizens; hence their right to self defense” – Iowa Senator Steve King’s Facebook page
“How about kids instead of looking to someone else to solve their problem, do something about maybe taking CPR classes,” Rick Santorum on CNN
“David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges To Which He Applied and whines about it. (Dinged by UCLA with a 4.1 GPA…totally predictable given acceptance rates.)” – Laura Ingraham on Twitter
How the right would treat the Saved by the Bell students:
“These bratty youths have no business giving their opinions on this matter. What right do they have to decide this year’s prom theme? How are they mature enough to understand such high-level issues like what color streamers to hang in the gymnasium or what flavor punch to serve? And the fact that Zach Morris, a known prankster and total slacker, has the nerve to go around thinking he’s mature enough to bring these ideas up with Mr. Belding? Well that’s just lunacy!” – Ted Cruz
“Kelly Kapowski is a cheerleader. You think SHE should be deciding Bayside’s prom theme? Is she on the prom committee? No. She should be shaking her pom-poms for the Tigers at the state wrestling championship! How about stick to that and leave the debate about prom themes to the professionals, Toots.” – Mike Huckabee
BREAKING: “Screech” Isn’t Even His Real Name! – Breitbart News
“Jessie Spano is an actor paid by George Soros. You think she really goes to Bayside? You think she actually wants to be valedictorian? You think she even cares what the prom theme ends up being? She’s a bitch and I can call her that because I’m a woman.” – Tomi Lahren
“Well sure, A.C. Slater has big ol’ muscles and looks good in a wrestling onesie. And I mean big. He’s got these heaving, rockin’ guns, and a body you could split wood on. But does that mean he should have influence over Bayside’s prom theme? My squinting should tell you I believe he can’t handle such a responsibility, despite how much I’d like to see him shower.” – Mike Pence
“LISA TURTLE IS BLACK!!!” – Sean Hannity