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    Things to Find on Easter This Year Besides Hideous and Rotten Hard-Boiled Eggs Decorated by Your Offspring

    Sloane KenivanBy Updated:No Comments1 Min Read

    Easter Eggs

    • A fulfilling hobby
    • A sense of humor
    • Emotional stability
    • Bigfoot
    • A winning lottery ticket
    • Our dear Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
    • That matching sock that bothers you every time you do laundry
    • Narnia
    • Financial independence
    • A government official with common sense
    • Nirvana
    • Love in a hopeless place
    • A lucky penny
    • Some dignity
    • Nemo
    • A job that doesn’t make you cry in the bathroom
    • The decomposed egg you never found last year
    • A backbone
    • A life
    • Yourself

     

     

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    Sloane Kenivan is a humor writer and 2x pizza eating champion. She currently resides in Washington, D.C. where she is plotting to steal her friends' Netflix passwords and the Declaration of Independence. Follow her evil schemes on Twitter at @sloanewrites.

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