1. As a reminder as to who’s the better businessman, have all books related to Trump on Amazon be required to repeat Chapter 11 six times.
2. Buy the color orange and sue Trump for trademark infringement.
3. Build a giant wall on the Canadian border AND get Canada to pay for it.
4. Buy Twitter and suspend Trump’s account.
5. Have Alexa begin every response with “Hilary got more votes.”
6. Build a Mueller Tower in NYC with giant, neon signs saying “Mueller” that block the views at Trump Tower.
7. Buy McDonald’s and name a menu item the McDonald Trump Vietnam McChicken Sandwich.
8. Personally toss The Washington Post over the fence and onto the White House porch.
9. Start a “Billionaires Club” and ban Trump for not being rich enough.
10. Buy Fox News, Brietbart and Infowars and publish only stories about the wonderful Obamas.
11. Send a rescue team to free Melania.
12. Donate $100 to Planned Parenthood every time Trump lies or misspells a word on Twitter, fully funding Planned Parenthood for decades.