IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SOME EMPLOYEES ARE NOT WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM
THE SIGN IN THE BATHROOM IS THERE FOR A REASON
WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE BLOOD IS OFF OUR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
WORKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE DOES NOT MAKE YOU AN EXCEPTION
SOME OF YOU ARE VERY OBVIOUS – YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT DRIPPING FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS AND WALK OUT OF IT NO DIFFERENT
FIRST OFF: GROSS
SECOND OFF: WE DON’T NEED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY KNOWING JUST HOW MUCH BLOOD WE HAVE ON OUR HANDS
EMPLOYEES FOUND NOT WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM WILL HAVE THEIR SALARIES DOCKED AND ENTRIES TO THE FEAST OF THE DAMNED REVOKED.
THANK YOU, AND HAVE A NICE DAY
