WASHINGTON – A new study published this week by the Pew Research Center says that as many as half of all high school students are failing out of algebra because they literally can’t even.
“Our research shows that most Generation Z students these days generally lack the ability to literally even,” said project director Tamara Rogers, who studied Rachel for a semester and discovered that Rachel struggled with both math and her decision to confront Stacy, who was spreading rumors about her and Gavin, even though her and Gavin broke up months ago and everyone knew that; after all, Stacy was at Brian Newsome’s Halloween party and she saw it all happen, so why would she be going around talking behind Stacy’s back in the first place and still have the audacity to sit at their lunch table like nothing was happening? “There also seems to be a misconception about algebra, considering most textbooks call it ‘basic.'”
According to another study by the Millennial Research Center, the struggle is very real.
