“Sorry not sorry” sunglasses from Dolce & Gabbana.
“You’d think, being an immigrant, I’d have some empathy here” belt from Coach.
“Even being a mother, I remain unconcerned about any of this” pumps from Jimmy Choo.
“It may seem heartless, but remember you people elected him” silk blouse from Liz Claiborne.
“It’s not my job to stop him and his increasingly evil and authoritarian tendencies” capri pants from Ralph Lauren
“Maybe get out and vote this November” short sleeve belted dress from St. John’s Bay
“Sure, apathy is complicity, but like, have you seen how rich I am? Do you know I have a person whose entire job is to prepare me avocado toast whenever I feel like it? I am so rich, I can afford these ridiculous clothes with messages written on them. Are they secret messages? Is it directed as an insult to the migrant children or is it a message to you, the American voter? Perhaps these sentences written on my clothes are messages to my husband, whom I absolutely despise, but who keeps me bejeweled in insane amounts of luxury, which continues to only get more opulent as he funnels your tax dollars into his personal businesses” diamond pendant from Cartier
“To reemphasize, I only care about money” sundress from Lilly Pulitzer.
“Did you ever think I’d actually care? C’mon!” silk blouse by Ivanka Trump.
“While he plays golf, I cheat on him” yoga pants from Lululemon.
