Under Your Bra Strap
Your bra strap is going to rub on it all day, reminding you it’s there, but there’s nothing you can do. It’s just far enough on your back that you can’t break it alone, and if you get someone else to break it, the blood will stain your shirt. Suffer in silence.
The Back of Your Neck
Put your hair in a ponytail to get some summer time relief and BAM – now everyone can see this white-headed monster. At least it’s invisible to you.
On Your Thigh Where Your Legs Rub Together
Not only are you getting two huge monster pimples here that will never break or go away, no matter how much you scrub or cover them in benzoyl peroxide, you also have a million little blackheads. Everything is pain. Especially summer.
Under Your Boob
You won’t even know this pimple is there until you move your boob to wipe down the boob sweat. And then there it is, suddenly, so large and for some reason sort of gray? When you break it, its depths will seem endless. It will also be extremely gross.
That Place Where Your Leg Meets Your Pelvis
There is no word for this place, the place between leg and hip and pelvis. The seam that makes the whole lower half of your body make sense. But there is an enormous pimple there now, and it hurts to walk. And sit. And stand. Fuck.
