Though you only have one brow
Hope your day is WOW!
Happy birthday!
Enough with the Mexican Communist Party
Join the Birthday Cake and Ice Cream Party!
Happy Birthday!!
So you’ve spent nine months in bed
Spend one day opening presents instead!
Happy birthday!!!
After “Without Hope” and “Wounded Deer”
Paint Your Special Day With
Balloons and Cheer!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Though your marriage may be fraught, full of infidelities and stormy
The forecast for your birthday is
Fun fun fun!
Happy birthday!!!!!
To the coolest feminist hero we know
See the candles, look at them glow
Blow them out, make a wish
Your courageous spirit makes a splash and a splish!
Happy birthday!!!!!!
