1. Visit the Rourke Art Museum in nearby Moorhead, North Dakota. Find a couple of guys to help you kidnap the priceless… no, wait… just enjoy the art. It’s nice.
2. Watch an exciting matchup between the USHL Fargo Force hockey team and a Western Conference rival, both made up of the finest non-kidnapped players in the north playing of their own free will.
3. Kidnap a great meal from Marlin’s Family Restaurant, a favorite local eatery.
4. Visit the Fargo Theatre and take in a great show – maybe something about kidnapping? (It’s okay to just watch.)
5. Head over to the stunning Red River Zoo and DO NOT kidnap one of their rare white-faced saki monkeys.
6. Enjoy the Fargo Air Museum and their working P-51D Mustang, perfect for a daring air escape with a valuable kidnapped white-faced saki monkey.
7. Explore the outskirts of the beautiful Fargo wilderness and find a nice woodsy cabin, perfect for kidnapping yourself and any new friends away from the bustling, noisy city.
8. Maybe borrow or kidnap a woodchipper from a neighbor.
