1. What does MAGA stand for?
a. Make America Gaudy Again
b. Make America Greedy Again
c. Make America Ginormous Again
d. Make America Great Again
2. Our Exalted Supreme Leader Trump’s inauguration crowds were:
a. Smaller than Obama’s
b. Equal to Obama’s
c. Larger than Obama’s
d. Obama was an illegitimate president born in Kenya
3. How many Trump-branded golf courses are in the Continental U.S.?
4. Are you “brown?” (Y/N) If you answered Yes, rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (1 = Beyoncé, 10 = Luke Cage)
5. Are you Muslim? (Y/N) If you answered Yes, rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (1 = Miss Dubai, 10 = Osama bin Laden)
6. How much money have you contributed to President Trump’s re-election campaign? If your answer <$10,000, please go to https://www.greatamericapac.
7. Which types of public protests are patriotic?
a. Kneeling during the National Anthem
b. Marching for women’s reproductive rights
c. Marching for LGBTQ rights
d. Marching with tiki torches
8. Write 500 words on why climate change is not man-made but a conspiracy of the left-wing liberal unhinged media.
9. Which Fox News host is your favorite?
10. In a tweet, praise the physical prowess and intellectual acuity of President Trump.
11. Buy something from President Trump’s daughter, Ivanka: https://www.ivankatrump.com.
12. Paste your 23andMe results here.
13. Write a positive Yelp review of a Trump-branded property (your choice).
14. Hillary Clinton should be:
a. Locked up
b. Burned at the stake
c. Disemboweled
d. All of the above
15. Write 500 words on why “collusion” is an imaginary concept and should be removed from the dictionary and from all civil discourse.
16. Who would win in a foot race: Usain Bolt or President Trump?
17. Which of the following best describes illegal immigrants and their progeny?
a. Cockroaches
b. Rats
c.
d. All of the above
18. I, _________, pledge my undying fealty and devotion to our Supreme and Enlightened Savior, Donald J. Trump, blessed be his holy name, glory to Him in the highest. Amen.
