Hello, or, what we will be saying in six months, Здравствуйте. Since we will look like a Tolstoy novel by 2019, let’s party it up like the Romanovs before they got shot in the head by the communists. Here’s the tweet for this month:
This tweet will go really well with a Zinfandel, like The Federalist. With the really high ABV, this wine will help erase from your mind the fact that there’s an ongoing decline in democracy in America. If you want the best Zinfandel in the entire world, you should know it’s grown right here in California. Isn’t that what MAGA fans want all along? For more American-made products, right?
Pro tip: Drop wine on the logo to see what it would be like to watch the Founding Fathers’ eyes bleed because of this administration!
