NEW YORK – Taking part in candlelight vigils and prayer services with friends and family, 9/11 solemnly remembered the nation today.
“As another year passes, I can’t help but think back on events that have forever marked themselves on my memory,” 9/11 said. “The lives sacrificed to crazed terrorists taking over the streets, the horrific collapse of the housing market, the constant fear instilled by a corrupt regime… after witnessing such things, who could ever be the same?”
9/11 acknowledged its role in the nation’s descent, but said, “If I knew this would all end with President Donald Trump half-praising Nazis and locking children in cages, I never would have gone through with it.”
“I know ‘Never Forget’ is kind of my thing, but I wouldn’t mind blocking out the state of things for a while.”
