More Appropriate Online Campaigns for the First Lady

#BePlagiarist

#BeConduitForYourParentsChainMigration

#BeGardeningInHeelsAndNotHandHolding

#BeFashionablyToneDeaf

#BePartOfTheResistanceButNotReallyAtAll

#BeUnflappableButNotLikeInAGoodWay

#BeBodyDouble

#BeDismissiveOfYourHusbandsAffairs

#BeReadyWithALongTermDivorceStrategy

#BeObjectOfScornAndSympathy

#BeConcerenedAboutChildrenExceptThoseInCages

#BeTheChangeYouWantToSeeInTheWorldButOnlyByEspousingEmptyPlatitudesNotByActuallyDoingAnything

#BeInvisible

#BeSupportiveInTheMostUnconvincingWayEver

#BeAmbivalentButShockedWhenPeopleRealizeIt

#BePassiveAggressiveButMostlyPassive  

#BeRestingBitchFace

#BeWishingYouWereInNewYorkWhileLivingInWashingtonSleepingInASecondBedroom

#BeAnEmptyShellFloatingThroughLifeCarriedByTheCurrentsOfTheOcean

#BeBestCyberBully