#BePlagiarist
#BeConduitForYourParentsChainMigration
#BeGardeningInHeelsAndNotHandHolding
#BeFashionablyToneDeaf
#BePartOfTheResistanceButNotReallyAtAll
#BeUnflappableButNotLikeInAGoodWay
#BeBodyDouble
#BeDismissiveOfYourHusbandsAffairs
#BeReadyWithALongTermDivorceStrategy
#BeObjectOfScornAndSympathy
#BeConcerenedAboutChildrenExceptThoseInCages
#BeTheChangeYouWantToSeeInTheWorldButOnlyByEspousingEmptyPlatitudesNotByActuallyDoingAnything
#BeInvisible
#BeSupportiveInTheMostUnconvincingWayEver
#BeAmbivalentButShockedWhenPeopleRealizeIt
#BePassiveAggressiveButMostlyPassive
#BeRestingBitchFace
#BeWishingYouWereInNewYorkWhileLivingInWashingtonSleepingInASecondBedroom
#BeAnEmptyShellFloatingThroughLifeCarriedByTheCurrentsOfTheOcean