1. Casual Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays
2. Water bottle that reads, “You are the 99%”
3. Brown bag lunches with Suze Orman
4. Office DJ
5. Looks of pity from middle management
6. Monogrammed office supplies
7. Bonding with disgruntled coworkers over stagnated wages
8. Autographed copy of Personal Finance for Dummies
9. Scratch-off lotto tickets
10. Months of employee unrest leading to a Norma Rae-inspired stand-off
11. On-site fortune teller that promises unexpected riches “just around the corner”
12. Employee discount at Salvation Army outlets
13. Holiday tin of Spam
14. Sense of dread that current levels of income inequality are unsustainable
15. Voucher for bag of ice at grocery stores
16. VR headsets that let you experience the sensation of getting a raise
17. Open class warfare
