In this country, we salute our heroes. There are people out there who want to make it a crime to honor them, but here at Robot Butt, we aren’t afraid.
We aren’t afraid to stand up for these people and say, “Thank you.” Thank you for always being there for us. Thank you for putting in the countless hours working to make us safe. To bring joy to our lives. Thank you for being the only constant in a world that feels increasingly chaotic and unpredictable.
If you’re like us, you want the world to know that you support these special people. You won’t be silenced into speaking up for them because you know it’s the right thing to do.
That’s why we’re introducing our new shirt. Wear it often and with pride, and point to it when someone tries to stop you from being the loyal patriot that you are. Tell the doubters that you will always stand with our heroes. You will always stand with the chocolatiers.
Semper Fudge.