Huh, it’s seems like November is the time of year that everything is on fire, from elections to Thanksgiving arguments to literal fires that are spreading right now in this country. But there are some people who don’t want to admit when things happen plainly in front of our eyes, like a certain person we know:
The wine that pairs well with this tweet is a Cabernet Sauvignon like Ridge Wine, which is produced in the famous California vineyards. This cedar, earthy wine helps you avoid the reality that the entire state of California is on fire while our dear leader says it is all the fault of the National Park Service. (#itsnot).
So when you have to hear your drunk uncle spew on Trump’s “very good brain” during the holidays, take a sip of this wine, light a match, and spit the wine all over so you can ignite a fire on him like the beautiful dragon you are. And when asked why you did it, reply like a cis white male (i.e. our president) and never admit it that it happened in the first place. You will go so far in life.
And if you would like to donate to help those suffering from the wildfires, go to redcross.org, call 1-800-REDCROSS, or text the word REDCROSS to 90999.
