- Suzie, Do You Even Get a Narrative Arc?
- The Mall Rats: Teens Whose Lives are Endangered for STORY
- The Case of the Missing Character Motivation
- The (Failed) Bechdel Test
- The Source of The Duffer Brothers’ Latent Misogyny
- The Birthday Where the Child Protagonists Turn Some Age That Still Makes Them Actual Children, So Let’s Please Stop Sexualizing Them?
- The Bite of Some 1985 Animal Monster That We Truly Don’t Need to Be Waxing Nostalgic About in the Potentially Apocalyptic Time of 2019
- The Battle of Starcourt: A Child’s Near-or-Possible-Death Will Be the Problematically Suspenseful Conflict of This Finale, and Some Teens’ Fun-n-Flirty Mall Shopping Day Will Morph Into a Traumatic Nightmare. Cool Story Duffer Bro!