National Lampoon’s Why Won’t You Date Meeeeeeee?! (1983)
Ronald Grinsley’s met the girl of his dreams. She’s got everything: breasts.
Can Ronald win Carrie’s heart before the night of the big dance at Chad Mickmore’s party on the last day of school before college? If he does, it’ll take the combined efforts of his wits, his Uncle Frank’s necking technique, and a genie named Kwaysar to make it happen!