1. Trump was noticeably rattled that Cap’n Crunch didn’t accept his invite to be an official guest.
2. Unexpected turn for Trump to invite the delegation of Illuminati lizard-people. Real “masks off” moment for the GOP.
3. Trump is courting the 18-to-25-year-old vote with his new proposal to provide a Juul to every registered voter.
4. Did anyone else see that white worm-like figure crawl out of Trump’s ear?
5. Bold move on Trump’s part to suggest adding a Supreme Court Justice. Bolder still to suggest it be the Noid.
6. Wild that Trump said Nancy Pelosi hates Fortnite and then dabbed repeatedly as he walked backwards out of the chamber.
7. Mike Pence sitting on a whoopee cushion every time he sat down went from funny to played out to funny again by the end of the night.
8. Tom Brady as the next chief of staff and newest Trump child? Who saw that one coming?
9. The Dems need to think about their actions. Allowing Stacey Abrams to continue to ruthlessly bully that little Trump kid was a disgrace.
10. The most surprising thing of all is that somehow Trump still pretends that he wants this job.