The Fake News Media has been at it again this week with their LIES. They WRONGLY said I called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple,” which couldn’t be more wrong, because I know names very well.
Then the Democrats on Twitter got mad at me for going down to the great state of Alabama and autographing a couple covers of my favorite book, the Bible, which is so good. The best! They want to know, “What was Trump thinking?”
Well, I thought it was pretty obvious what I was thinking, but in case it wasn’t, I would like to clarify these two situations the best way I know how: with a free verse poem.
God’s last name is Apple
I know it’s not Tim’s
Tim runs Apple
He is a Cook
You can’t cook apples
Sad. But so true! So true
Apples are forbidden to cook
Apples are the “forbidden fruit”
Adam and Eve ate the apple
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
Wrong! So wrong! Bye-bye Steve!
Steve, Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs of Apple
Steve/Apple, Tim/Apple
See? So easy. Not crazy!
Steve Jobs made Apple
God made Steve
Not that one, yuck!
God made apple
God/apple, see?
So smart! So smart indeed
Steve Jobs is not God
God made Jobs
I am not Steve Jobs,
I make jobs
Therefore, I am God
My last name is Apple
I am God J. Apple
I think that clears things up pretty well, don’t you? Thank you very much.
