The Missing Ingredient: We deliver delicious recipes with all of the organic ingredients, save the most essential hard-to-find one.
Erotic Books!: Two erotics book arrive every month in an oversized box with our name (EROTIC BOOKS!) printed clearly on all six sides.
Super Slimz: We send you clothes that are two sizes too big. Guaranteed not to fit. You’ll feel amazing sending them back.
Nog! Nog! Nog!: Each month, you receive a carton of small batch eggnog. It’s a better summer drink than you think.
Hi-Ya Fresh?: If it was definitely fresh, it wouldn’t be so cheap. We’re pretty sure it’s fresh.
Cockroach Trunk Club: Bespoke outfits to keep your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach from blending in with all the other random stuff in the tank.
Infinite Jest Weekly: We send you a hardcover edition of Infinite Jest every week until you’ve finished it (proven by passing an extensive quiz). With each book, we double the shipping cost.
Banana of the Month Club: A new banana every month! It’s always a Cavendish.
