- Ground yourself and just try to keep it in your pants today.
- The stars have aligned and decided no bras shall be worn today.
- Start a cult. Shake things up. Make it nudist. Lick someone’s toes.
- Try something new today. Maybe kiss with more tongue next time?
- Be somebody’s service animal today. And try doggy style for once.
- Have you ever acknowledged that when you sneeze you look sultry?
- Be cautious of what’s close to you. Don’t give a shit about us stealing your data though.
- Keep your mind at ease. But, like, what that ass do?
- Don’t use big words. You have a stutter and it’s pretty fucking embarrassing watching you struggle over “pseudoscience.”
- When you look at the clock, it will be hook-up time.
- Go investigate something. And be sure to bend down really, really low.
- Wanting a clone of yourself is normal. After all, everyone wants to propagate with you.
- Hard things are on the horizon. Open yourself, all of yourself, up to them.
- Don’t make plans. Don’t even make plans after school, meet me behind the bleachers. I got a present for you 😉
- Try not to catch feelings today… I’m breaking up with you for Rebecca. She’s a sophomore and has her driver’s permit. Deuces.
Astrology App Push Notification: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9
Horny Teenager: 8, 13, 14, 15
Both: 2, 4, 6, 10, 11, 12
